Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I got her a Nickelback box set.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
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spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
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