32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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