Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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