And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
COCAINE IS GR8
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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