At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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