Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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