their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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