using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
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I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize