I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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