I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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