my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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