even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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