JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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