Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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