it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
