Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Randomize
