I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When are your genitals available?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
