Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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