living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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