Need sex. Gaining weight.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
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You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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