So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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