He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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