normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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