I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
i love accidental penises.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
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Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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