she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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