none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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