if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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