You're completely useless in the revolution.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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