Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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