Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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