do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Did I show you my penis last night?
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
my poor anus
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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