it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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