that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I'm too high and old for this...
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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