What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
We smell like vodka and hangover
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