I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
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shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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