I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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