I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
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battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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