The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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