Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
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He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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