If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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