Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
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Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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