i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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