"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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