I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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