now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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