do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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