k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
whose ass print is on the piano?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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