I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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