he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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