I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
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A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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