Are we in a gay sports bar?
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
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You have to summon your inner elephant
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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