some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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