Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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