My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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