And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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